Evike.com Stainless Steel Tactical Spork As Seen on Evike TV!
20 Customer Reviews
by Austin L. on 12/28/2012
"AWESOME!!!!!
This is one badbutt spork, I'll tell you what!!! I kid you not, this is definitely worth the $3. I was iffy about it at first, I mean when is it ever going to come in handy? Well, lemme show you how the breaking point sounds (any LP fans?):
1) melee weapon
2) block a BB
3) eat stuff
4) admire yourself with its reflective powers
5) use it as a mirror to look around corners
6) eat more stuff
7) it's pretty funny
8) brag that you have such a legit spork
All in all, it's a pretty good investment, as you can see above. It's even MOLLE compatible (kind of)!!!
This is one badbutt spork, I'll tell you what!!! I kid you not, this is definitely worth the $3. I was iffy about it at first, I mean when is it ever going to come in handy? Well, lemme show you how the breaking point sounds (any LP fans?):
1) melee weapon
2) block a BB
3) eat stuff
4) admire yourself with its reflective powers
5) use it as a mirror to look around corners
6) eat more stuff
7) it's pretty funny
8) brag that you have such a legit spork
All in all, it's a pretty good investment, as you can see above. It's even MOLLE compatible (kind of)!!!
by Matthew D. on 11/27/2012
"this spork is AWESOME!!! it is now my "melee" weapon. i have completely gotten rid of my training knives. it is the centerpiece of my rig. and its good for eating jello on the field. its stainless steel, so it dosnt rust, and it has more than one use. really good product get it.
by Max M. on 08/25/2012
"Just ordered this fine eating utensil, from striking down my enemies on the field with stainless steel power, to gracefully eating the light and delicate jello, this death machine is the epitome of a broad spectrum device. This combined with the Evike riot shield gives +75 attack. Gotta love it, Jello On!
by Nathan T. on 07/30/2012
"THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!!!!OH MY GGERRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!! NOW I CAN ENJOY MY PUDDING/JELLO AND KILL MY ENEMIES WITH ONE SWIFT MOTION!!!!!HOLO LO YEEEEERRRRRR!!!!
by peyton w. on 07/30/2012
"Sometimes spoons make love to forks, and something very magical takes place. Sporks are not brought by storks! HEY-O! Ok, that was horrible. Just buy this.