Evike.com Banana Mag Conceptual Art Display Piece - By Matt

"It feeds perfectly, and made my bbs go 1000000000000000000000000000000 fps

"this is just beautiful. I have been looking at it for 3 hours.

"Bought two for my son and I and we love it. I would recommend it to anyone

"I was hungry and thought this was an actual banana. Thought it was $1.20 not $120,000.00. Oh well. I put in on my wall and it looks nice I guess. Some aliens came and abducted me a day later. Back home now. I don't know. I'm still kinda hungry I guess.

"interesting theory on the conceptualization behind the piece. Truly the work of higher beings which we may only as of yet begin to understand such a timeless and innovative piece. This reveals many things like the duality of man, progress made in the 20th century, and various other topics that many have only scratched the surface on. Overall, would recommend to a friend.

"This is the best purchase anyone could make from evike! Only True Milsim's have this on theirs wall

"After seeing this masterpiece I decided I would simply be UNABLE TO GO ON LIVING... Without seeing this every morning.

So I sold my house, sold my car, sold my wife and BOOM.

Instant happiness!

10/10

"I took a bite out of it and my teeth are now broken. Got escorted out by Matt though!

"very good banana would recommend to a friend shoots. good

"This changed my life. I got so much potassium from eating it.

"Pulled the banana off the wall and took a bite out of it. Got kicked out because of it. Not sure what the big hub was about it

"just wonderful! The two colors come together to make a true masterpiece.

"When the package first arrived at my door I was a little bit surprised at just how small of a box it came in since I thought the purchase was for the entire piece of art including the humvee, the mag, and the tape, but I figured maybe they just sent the keys and a location that I could go and pick it up at. After opening the box and only finding the magazine and the tape I immediately checked online to see if maybe they were shipping the humvee separate but the single tracking number on my order information indicated that the package was already delivered, and without there being a second tracking number I realized that maybe the humvee wasn’t actually included in the sale. I clicked on “banana mag conceptual art” in my order information to see the original listing and immediately realized right there in bright red lettering and with an exclamation mark before the sentence just like the Spaniards do, read, “❗️Humvee not included”. After reading that I did feel a bit foolish for not realizing it before I made the purchase but I was still pretty optimistic about the rest of the art piece so I picked it up to take a closer look. I honestly have to say, it did not disappoint at all! The mag is bright, bright yellow exactly as shown in the image and I can’t be completely certain but I think it even has a faint almost fruity smell to it. No, not banana ironically enough. It smells vaguely reminiscent of this cucumber-melon lotion this one chick in high school used to wear back in the day. Idk. Anyway, the tape is also exactly as described looking extremely authentic. I actually have the real version of it so I compared it next to the tactical tape Matt used to construct this and it is definitely 1:1 (even fits on the real versions roll and might be readily converted to live emulsifier). Overall even though the title and photo was slightly misleading which lead me to believe this art came with a humvee, I am still very happy with this purchase and would recommend it to anyone who has the extra cash laying around looking for something that’s not very practical on the field but is extremely authentic.

Pros:
-mag has a highly realistic color that is identical to the real-peel version
-tactical tape is 1:1 realisticky
-smells faintly of cucumber-melon lotion
-by far the best piece of contemporary art for sale on Evike.com

Cons:
-price is a bit high but you do get what you pay for so maybe it’s not really a con
-humvee not included

"The difficult thing about this piece is that one cannot truly appreciate the manner in which it was made. 7/10. Matches up nicely with the exploded taginn fragment display piece though.