Evike.com Smooth Operator's 1-Ply Multi-Use Toilet Paper

Features

• Printed with high-quality licensed Evike.com logos. We've always got your back...side
• We kept optimal comfort in mind when designing this TP (it's 1-ply...)
• Sold in a pack of 10,000 rolls
• An ASTOUNDING 1,000 sheets per roll!
• So much toilet paper, you could probably build your own toilet paper house with a toilet paper garden, and maybe even a toilet paper gazebo on the side!
• Yes, it comes on a roll...
• Yes, it's flushable!
• No, we didn't actually make toilet paper...

Look, we know it's hard to find that rolled paper gold right now, so we figured why not introduce our own brand of that ever needed household and survival staple; introducing the Evike.com Smooth Operator's 1-Ply Multi-Use Toilet Paper. Made in a modest 1-ply design, the ESO1PMUTP is designed with maximum utility in mind. Carry an astounding 1,000 sheets per roll, yes that's right 1,000 sheets per roll.

Stuff a roll in your bugout bag, give a roll to your friends, place a roll on your gun, make a fort out of it, heck build a whole house with it. At 1,000 sheets per roll you can afford to do any and all those things and so much more!

Going on a hike?** Take some of this precious Mountain Money with you. Need to make sure you're always prepared when out getting supplies? Keep a roll in your car!

The possibilities are endless. We are offering ESO1PMUTP as a "Hoarder's Package" right now, a pack 10,000 rolls! Doing the simple math, that gives you a staggering 10 million sheets of that oh so good TP.

Anyway, we digress. We simply want you to be prepared for whatever made people want to buy 10,000 rolls of toilet paper in the first place.

Here at Evike.com, we want the ESO1PMUTP to be your #1 for going #2. Stay safe out there Airsofters!

Manufacturer: Evike.com

Specifications:

Material: Good old-fashioned paper
Design: 1-ply
Flushable? Yes
Quantity: 10,000 rolls


**Disclaimer: Evike.com wants to remind you that for the safety of yourself and others, you probably shouldn't be hiking right now.

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