Evike.com Smooth Operator's 1-Ply Multi-Use Toilet Paper

"This feals so good on the cheacks tbfr

"This is without a doubt my best airsoft purchase. I highly suggest this to everyone who is just starting out. This can consistently shoot 1.9 billion fps with 1 pound bbs. It is made of high quality gold and contains the COVID vaccine. A great buy for anyone.

"Brought this to my local field, worked like a charm. definitely recommend for starters. very consistent fps. would wipe again.

"absolutely amazing. high quality. silence the hostage very well. padding feels soooo soft. definitely worth it. it took me awhile to get it, but after fighting 5 10-year-olds, i got my hands on it i do not regret this at all! thanks evike!

"So it was this or a car and i picked this and it was the best purchases ever!!!! 10/10 and it it really smooth

"While it may seem pricy when you look at the price tag, keep in mind that it is REUSABLE. I just simply wash it in the sink afterwards (since I’m washing my hands anyway) and then just hang the sheets to dry. I’m still using the first 6 sheets off the same roll! Thing is a product that simply pays for itself.

"My mom told me to buy her a new car with my inheritance, but nope, I bought some high quality toilet paper... but instructions were unclear and the paper doesn't taste good.

"This is the best quality toilet paper on the market. I’m honestly surprised it’s not more money for that good quality. I would recommend this premium necessity toilet paper to my friends and my family and all others who would like to enjoy the comfort of evike’s toilet paper 10/10 worth the price!

"The best toilet paper I've ever felt. Softer than ultra-soft or Charmin for sure. So there I was out in the field, taking enemy fire from all directions. I raised my trusty M4, Optic Thunder, to lay suppressive fire. And that's when I felt it. A terrible pain in my lower stomach. In horror, I clutched my torso. But I was in luck, the TP on my Optic Thunder foregrip! Still taking fire, I crouched down in the brush and stealthy did the deed. Not only is this TP good for wiping, but it also saved my life. A BB flew right in the roll and stopped it. I am forever grateful. 10/10 would use again.

"Mmmhmm! Just beautiful! This is exactly what every hoarder needs. An easy price of your bank and every 7/11 in town, and that sweet 1-ply goodness just can't get any better! There are many uses for this TP of legends: It can be used as TP, and if you rip off a sheet of these beauties, chew it up, and bam! You've got a perfect 6mm flushable bb! I did say it can't get any better, but one thing that could be done: come out with a 2-ply variant!

"Great stuff! It really cleaned me up, and usually nothing does.

"This will handle some of the toughest and wettest dumps you can throw at it. I even managed to squeeze all of the essential oils out of a hamster into a wad of this paper and it held the moisture for 48 hours so that I could save it later. 11/10 definetly reccomend ;)

"Very high-quality toilet paper. 10/10 would use again.

"Great product! I managed to pry this off of the hands off of a kid who wears a gasmask as face protection. I now always have it on the field and everyone thinks I'm the Holy mix of Tactical and Tacticool, I use the paper for a tourniquet for milsim games, a shemagh, and also a sling for my rifle! Overall it was so worth it and i hope it'll hit the stocks once again