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CForce 16.9 Fluid Ounce Chuck Norris Bottled Artesian Water

4 Customer Reviews

by Jack V. on 08/05/2023
"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
by Bryce D. on 10/12/2018
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
I drank this water and pour it on my calculator and it is still not dividing by zero. This water doesn't turn you into Chuck Norris, but you must drink it once in life!
by Jason B. on 10/11/2018
"I love this water because Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
by James B. on 10/10/2018
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!